Ho Chunkers Fantasy Football

 


Ho Chunkers is NOW: 
FRAN PELL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE

 2021 SEASON (8th season)

DRAFT: TUESDAY SEPT. 7, 2021 7:00pm c.s.t.

DRAFT LOCATION OPTIONS:

LIVE AT BOTTOMS UP GRILL/RESTUARANT
Stoney Island & Glenwood Lansing Rd. Lansing, Il.

click here for directions

Bring your smart phone, tablet, or Lap Top. Try to get there by 6:45pm to test your system and  get connected.

LIVE ON LINE ANYWHERE ELSE:
As long as you have an internet connection, the EPN app download, a ESPN user name and account you should be able to draft from anywhere with a wi-fi connection

RULES ETAL (.PDF PRINTABLE COPY)

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current standings CLICK HERE
current schedule CLICK HERE

2021(please read) 9/21/21
The RULES, including SCORING STRUCTURE, ROSTER STRUCTURE, FEES/FINES, PAYOUTS are listed below will apply to the current year we are in.
Most of these rules have been in place for several seasons if not ALL of the seasons.
IF you would like to suggest a change, deletion, amendment, new rule, etc. please contact the current managers/teams with positive constructive communication regarding your suggestion/idea.
Ignorance of the rules will not allow a manager/team an excuse not to follow them.
Please let the commissioner know if the current rules are a problem for your team and we will find a replacement manager for your team.
League Name
FRAN PELL’S FFL
Number of Teams
12
Scoring Type
Head to Head Points, Point Per Reception
Format
League Manager
Draft Settings – 2021
Draft Type
Snake
Draft Date
Sep 7, 2021 @ 7:15 PM CDT
Seconds Per Pick
90
Draft Order
Randomized 48 Hours Prior to Draft Time
Roster – 2021
Roster Size
15
Total Starters
9
Total on Bench
6 (3 IR)
2021
POSITION STARTERS MAXIMUMS
Quarterback (QB)
1
4
Running Back (RB)
2
8
Wide Receiver (WR)
2
8
Tight End (TE)
1
3
Flex (FLEX)
1
N/A
Team Defense/Special Teams (D/ST)
1
3
Place Kicker (K)
1
3
Bench (BE)
6
N/A
Injured Reserve (IR)
3
N/A

Scoring – 2021

Passing
Passing Yards (PY) 0.04
TD Pass (PTD) 5
40+ yard TD pass bonus (PTD40) 1
50+ yard TD pass bonus (PTD50) 2
Interceptions Thrown (INT) -2
2pt Passing Conversion (2PC) 2
300-399 yard passing game (P300) 1
400+ yard passing game (P400) 1.5
Rushing – 2021
Rushing Yards (RY) 0.1
TD Rush (RTD) 6
2pt Rushing Conversion (2PR) 2
Receiving – 2021
Receiving Yards (REY) 0.1
Each reception (REC) 1
TD Reception (RETD) 6
2pt Receiving Conversion (2PRE) 2
Kicking – 2021
Each PAT Made (PAT) 1
Total FG Missed (FGM) -1
FG Made (0-39 yards) (FG0) 3
FG Made (40-49 yards) (FG40) 4
FG Made (50-59 yards) (FG50) 5
FG Made (60+ yards) (FG60) 5
Team Defense / Special Teams -2021
Kickoff Return TD (KRTD) 6
Punt Return TD (PRTD) 6
Interception Return TD (INTTD) 6
Fumble Return TD (FRTD) 6
Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD) 6
2pt Return (2PTRET) 2
1pt Safety (1PSF) 1
Each Sack (SK) 1
Blocked Punt, PAT or FG (BLKK) 2
Each Interception (INT)  2
Each Fumble Recovered (FR) 2
Each Safety (SF) 2
0 points allowed (PA0) 5
1-6 points allowed (PA1) 4
7-13 points allowed (PA7) 3
14-17 points allowed (PA14) 1
28-34 points allowed (PA28) -1
35-45 points allowed (PA35) -3
46+ points allowed (PA46) -5
Less than 100 total yards allowed (YA100) 5
100-199 total yards allowed (YA199) 3
200-299 total yards allowed (YA299) 2
350-399 total yards allowed (YA399) -1
400-449 total yards allowed (YA449)  -3
450-499 total yards allowed (YA499) -5
500-549 total yards allowed (YA549) -6
550+ total yards allowed (YA550) -7
Miscellaneous -2021
Kickoff Return TD (KRTD) 6
Punt Return TD (PRTD) 6
Fumble Recovered for TD (FTD) 6
Total Fumbles Lost (FUML) -1
Interception Return TD (INTTD) 6
Fumble Return TD (FRTD) 6
Blocked Punt or FG return for TD (BLKKRTD) 6
2pt Return (2PTRET) 2
1pt Safety (1PSF) 1
Teams And Divisions Setting -2021
CENTRAL DIVISION -2021
TEAM NAME TEAM
OWNER (s)
DRAFT POSITION
BEARLY ENOUGH MARK GALLAGHER 6
DUSCHEANS DESTROYERS ERIC DUSCHEAN 3
FIELD OF DREAMS KEVIN QUEALY 2
GLOCK DUO KELLI UHTER 12
GOT YOU SMOKED LEO GOMEZ 11
IRISHMAN SEAN GALLAGHER 7
JOHNNY U 19 TOM SEYMOUR 4
JRS JUGGERNAUGHTS JUNIOR GOMEZ 10
MUDDS MAULERS MATT MUDD 1
STEEL CURTAIN MICKEY MORANDINI 9
BOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE FRED EITZEN & SAM EITZEN 5
STEELY DANS TOM QUEALY 8
The order for the draft was picked at Lincoln Oaks Golf Course on September 3, 2021. Two unrelated ladies (names withheld) choose names from a hat, this was witnessed by Sammy Eitzen  several other people. Video of the selection is available at: https://vimeo.com/618405787

 Player Rules – 2021
Observe ESPN’s Undroppable Players List
No
Player Universe
NFL
Acquisition And Waiver Rules -2021
Lineup Changes
Lock individually at Scheduled Gametime
Player Acquisition System
Waivers
Season Acquisition Limit
No Limit
Waiver Period
1 Day
Waiver Order
Reset Each Week to Inverse Order of Standings
Trade Rules – 2021
Trade Limit
No Limit
Trade Deadline
Dec 3, 2021 @ 2:00 AM CST
Trade Review Period
2 Days
Votes Required to Veto Trade
5
Keepers Rules – 2021
Use Keepers for 2021 Season
No
Use Keepers for 2022 Season
No
Regular Season Setup – 2021
Start of Regular Season
NFL Week 1 (Start of Season)
Weeks Per Matchup
1
Regular Season Matchups
15
Matchup Tie Breaker
No tie breakers
Home Field Advantage
None
Playoff Bracket Setup – 2021
Playoff Teams
8
Weeks Per Playoff Matchup
1
Playoff Seeding Tie Breaker
Total Points For
Playoff Home Field Advantage
None

2021
FEES/COSTS – PAYOUTS

FEES (can be paid debit/credit on line CLICK HERE)

$100.00 REGISTRATION FEE PER TEAM

$2.00 CHARGE FOR MOVES/ADDS/CHANGES/TRADES

$35.00 FINE FOR NOT STARTING A COMPLETE ROSTER. FINE IS PER WEEK PER INCOMPLETE ROSTER.


 

PLAYOFF STRUCTURE 2021

TOP  8 TEAMS MAKE PLAYOFFS FOR CHAMPIONSHIP/SUPERBOWL..

NEXT 4 TEAMS PLAY IN TOILET BOWL.

TEAMS WILL BE SEEDED BY:WON-LOSS RECORD
TT’L POINTS ACCUMULATED AT END OF NFL WEEK  15
HEAD TO HEAD RECORD
COIN TOSS

 

PLAYOFF SCHEDULE – 2021

CHAMPIONSHIP/SUPERBOWL
WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) SEED 8 vs SEED 1
WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) SEED 7 vs SEED 2
WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) SEED 6 vs SEED 3
WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) SEED 5 vs SEED 4

WEEK TWO  (NFL WEEK 17) WINNER OF WEEK ONE SEED 4 vs SEED 1
WEEK TWO  (NFL WEEK 17) WINNER OF WEEK ONE SEED 3 vs SEED 2

WEEK THREE-CHAMPIONSHIP (NFL WEEK 18) WINNER OF WEEK TWO SEED 2 vs SEED 1)

 

TOLIET BOWL – 2021
WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) SEED 12 vs SEED 9
WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) SEED 11 vs SEED 10

WEEK TWO – TOILET BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP  (NFL WEEK 17) WINNER OF WEEK ONE SEED 10 vs SEED 9

 

PAYOUTS -2021
CHAMPIONSHIP – SUPERBOWL

WINNER OF WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) $50
LOSER OF WEEK ONE (NFL WEEK 16) $10

WINNER OF WEEK TWO (NFL WEEK 17) $75
LOSER OF WEEK TWO (NFL WEEK 17) $20

WINNER OF WEEK THREE CHAMPIONSHIP \ SUPER BOWL WINNER (NFL WEEK 18)       $450
LOSER OF WEEK THREE  CHAMPIONSHIP / SUPER BOWL LOSER (NFL WEEK 18)          $175

WINNER OF WEEK THREE – LOSERS FROM WEEK 2 CONSULATION GAME (NFL WEEK 18)    $95

 

TRANSACTION MONIES – DISTRIBUTION – 2021

Monies collected ($2.00n for each ADD/DROPS – TRADES) will be paid to the top three teams in points accumulated throughout the entire season – up to and including SUPERBOWL WEEKEND (NFL WEEK 18)

1st PLACE (most points) 50%
2nd PLACE (seciond most points) 30%
3rd PLACE  (third most points) 20%

 




HO CHUNKERS
FANTASY FOOTBALL
2020 SEASON

SUPERBOWL WEEK 16
12/25 – 28 2020

 


TOILET BOWL WINNER


KEEP SCROLLING DOWN


DRAFT TUESDAY
SEPTEMBER 3, 2020

7:30pm START – LIVE/ON-LINE 

PLAYOFFS BEGIN WEEK OF T/B/D
PLAYOFF seedings are determined by overall record.
In the event of a tie we look at overall points earned.

CALL OR TEXT TOM AT 708-473-5051 W/ QUESTIONS
12 TEAM PPR – $100 ENTRY FEE
$2.00 PER TRANSACTION.

2020 TENTATIVE LINE UP
BOLD = CONFIRMED OWNER-TEAM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2020 OWNER 2020 TEAM 2020 DRAFT
POSITION
JR. GOMEZ JR JUGERNAUGHTS 7
ERIC DUSCHEAN THE BRADY BUNCH 1
GEORGE EDMONDSON BLACK UNICORN 6
SEAN GALLAGHER THE IRISHMAN 12
MARK GALLAGHER BEARLY ENOUGH 3
KELLY UHTER
NOAH UHTER
GLOCK DUO 8
TOM SEYMOUR JOHNNY U19 4
MICKEY MORANDINI STEEL CURTAIN 10
MATT MUDD MUDDS MAULERS 2
FRAN PELL DA BEARS 5
LEO GOMEZ GOT U SMOKED 11
CHRIS FLORES GUNSLINGERS 9
CLICK HERE FOR 2020 DRAFT RECAP
CLICK HERE FOR A .PDF VERSION
OF 2020 DRAFT RECAP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


HO CHUNKERS
FANTASY FOOTBALL
2019 SEASON.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE
2019 CHAMPIONS:

DA BEARS FOR THEIR SUPERBOWL
VICTORY BY
A MARGIN OF .28 !!!

DA BEARS                150.66
BLACK UNICORN 150.38

2019 PLAYOFFS BEGIN WEEK OF
DECEMBER 3 thru 10.
Seedings are determined by overall record.
In the event of a tie we look at overall points earned.

2019 CHAMPIONSHIP SEEDING

SEED 1 – Black Unicorn 9-4 George Edmonsen
SEED 2 – Da Bears 8-5 Fran Pell 1587 pts.
SEED 3 – Bearly Enough 8-5 Mark Gallagher 1559 pts.
SEED 4- Mudd’s Maulers 8-5  Matt Mudd 1408 pts.
SEED 5- Brady Bunch 7-6 Eric Duschean 1638 pts.
SEED 6 – Got u Smoked 7-6 Leo Gomez 1554 pts.
SEED 7 – Steel Curtain 6-7 Mickey Morandini 1614 pts.
SEED 8 – The Irishman 6-7 Sean Gallagher 1605 pts.
2019 TOILET BOWL SEEDING
SEED 9 – Show me your TDS 6-7 Oscar Salazar
SEED 10 – Me Sassy 6-7 Kelli Uhter
SEED 11 – JRs Jugernaughts 5-8 Jr. Gomez
SEED 12 – Johnny U 2-11 Jim Haderlein
The schedule is single elimination. Top seed vs low seed.
We will reseed each round using same criteria.
CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP
WEEK 1.
BLACK UNICORN vs THE IRISHMAN
DA BEARS vs STEEL CURTAIN
BEARLY ENOUGH vs GOT u SMOKED
MUDDS MAULERS vs BRADY BUNCH.

2019 TOILET BOWL
MATCHUP
Week 1
SHOW ME YOUR TD”s vs JOHNNY U
ME SASSY vs JRs JUGERNAUGHTS

NOTES:
Trade deadline has passed (11/22).
Drops/Adds still active.
Points will continue to accumulate
even after you are eliminated.
(so keep setting your roster).

Good Luck to all!

CALL OR TEXT TOM AT 708-473-5051
W/ QUESTIONS
12 TEAM PPR –
$100 TO JOIN –
$2.00 PER TRANSACTION.

MULTIPLE WINNERS.

DRAFT TUESDAY
SEPTEMBER 3, 2019
7:30pm START
LIVE/ON-LINE @BOTTOMS UP 
Lansing, IL.

2019 FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL

PLAYOFFS WEEK 1 TOILET BOWL
SEED COACH TEAM NAME PTS TO DATE RECORD TO DATE SEED COACH SCORE TEAM NAME PTS TO DATE RECORD TO DATE SEED COACH TEAM NAME PTS TO DATE RECORD TO DATE
9 OSCAR show me ur tds 1739.9 6-7 9 OSCAR 77.9 show me ur tds 1739.9 6-7 VS 12 TOM S 68.3 johnny u 1439.1 2-11
10  KELLI U  me sassy 1763.6 6-7
11 JR jrs juggernaughts 1651.9 5-8 11  KELLI U  110.1 me sassy 1763.6 6-7 VS 10 JR 131.9 jrs juggernaughts 1651.9 5-8
12 TOM S johnny u 1439.1 2-11
ELIMINATED IN WEEK 1 WEEK 14
4 MUDD mudds maulers 1708.8 8-6 sb
6 LEO gotu smoked 1902.6 7-7
7 MICKEY steel curtain 1973.1 6-8
8  SEAN G   the irishman 2038.3 7-7
10  KELLI U  me sassy 1873.7 6-8 tb
12 TOM S johnny u 1507.4 2-12
PLAYOFFS WEEK 2 TOILET BOWL WINNER LOSER
SEED COACH TEAM NAME PTS TO DATE RECORD TO DATE SEED COACH SCORE TEAM NAME SEED COACH SCORE TEAM NAME
9 OSCAR show me ur tds 1817.8 7-7 9 OSCAR 133.1 show me ur tds 10 JR 75 jrs juggernaughts
11 JR jrs juggernaughts 1783.8 6-8 TOILET BOWL CHAMPION
OSCAR show me ur tds
PLAYOFFS WEEK 3 CHAMPIONSHIP -SUPERBOWL WK 16
SEED COACH TEAM NAME PTS TO DATE RECORD TO DATE SEED COACH SCORE TEAM NAME SEED COACH SCORE TEAM NAME
1 GEORGE black unicorn 0 7-7 1 FRAN 150.66 da bears 2 GEORGE 150 black unicorn
2 FRAN  da bears 0 6-8 SUPERBOWL CHAMPION
FRAN da bears

2019 LINE UP

OWNER TEAM DRAFT
POSITION
JR. GOMEZ JR JUGERNAUGHTS 1
ERIC DUSCHEAN THE BRADY BUNCH 2
GEORGE EDMONDSON BLACK UNICORN 3
SEAN GALLAGHER THE IRISHMAN 4
MARK GALLAGHER BEARLY ENOUGH 5
KELLY UHTER ME SASSY 6
TOM SEYMOUR JOHNNY U19 7
MICKEY MORANDINI STEEL CURTAIN 8
MATT MUDD MUDDS MAULERS 9
FRAN PELL DA BEARS 10
LEO GOMEZ GOT U SMOKED 11
OSCAR SALAZAR SHOW ME UR TD’S 12

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAST SUPERBOWL

CHAMPIONS


2019 FRAN PELL
DA BEARS


2018 SEAN GALLAGHER
TEAM GALLAGHER


2017 GREG FITCH
TC TERROR


2016 CHARLES JOHNSON
DO OR DIE II


2015 MARK GALLAGHER
BEARLY ENOUGH


2014 ERIC DUSCHEAN
ERICS TEAM




PAST
TOILET BOWL

 

 

 

CHAMPIONS

2019 OSCAR SALAZAR
SHOW ME YOUR TD’s

2018
RICH GARCIA
ICE BOX ASSASSINS

2017
DANNY IMBERY
CHSTORM1

2016
FRAN PELL
DA BEARS

2015
KELLI UHTER
LOST PAWS

2014
SEAN GALLAGHER
SEANS TEAM


FUN FACTUAL FANTASY
FOOTBALL FACTS FOR
FRIENDLY FANATICAL
FABULOUS FANS

2018

Sean was pretty much untouchable
this year going 12-1 in the regular
season then then winning 3 straight
games in the playoffs. His only loss
coming in the first game. In addition
Sean lead all teams in points scored
with a total of 2320 points for the season
which was an average score of 145 points
per game!
PARITY… Not sure if we are at 100%
there but 5 games were decided by a
margin from .04 pts to 1.5pts.
The high score this year for one
week was 194.9!!
Yep Sean Gallagher…

ESPN

 

RECORD
REGULAR SEASON
OWNER TEAM NAME FINISH POINTS WEEKS WEEKLY
AVERAGE
# OF ROSTER MOVES FOR SEASON

12-1

SEAN GALLAGHER

TEAM GALLAGHER

1st
SUPERBOWL WINNER

2320

16

145

61

8-5

TOM SEYMOUR

JOHNNY U 19

2nd
SUPERBOWL RUNNER UP

2115.3

16

132.2

15

8-5

MIKE DENTON

KEEP THE CHIEF

3rd

2031.3

16

126.9

9

8-5

KELLI UHTER

ME SASSY

4th

2021

16

126.3

12

8-5

ERIC DUSCHEAN

TEAM DUSCHEAN

5th

1974.7

16

126.3

19

7-6

MARK GALLAGHER

BEARLY ENOUGH

6th

2139.9

16

133.7

0

5-8

MATT JONES/RAMIRO REGALADO

MATT J

7th

1853.7

16

115.8

14

5-8

FRAN PELL

DA BEARS

8th

1746

16

19

5-8

MATT MUDD

TEAM MUDD

9th

2040.2

16

127.5

12

4-9

RICH GARCIA

ICE BOX ASSASINS

10th
TOLIET BOWL CHAMPION

1871.2

16

116.9

10

4-9

LEO GOMEZ

GOT U SMOKED

11th

1746.9

16

109.1

7

4-9

DANNY IMBERY

GORDON BONER PARADE

12th

1760.9

16

110

19

2017 -cbs sportsline

CONGRATULATIONS to our 2017
HoChunkers Super Bowl Champion
TC TERROR/GREG FITCH!!

ME SASSY /Kelli Uhter put up a
good fight but Greg & Todd Gurley
were just too much to handle.
Thanks to everyone that kept
playing and made the entire
season competitive & fun.
After an exciting season, the league
now has its champion. TC Terror
demolished Me Sassy, winning
131.2 to 93.8. That win stopped
Me Sassy’s winning streak at
three games.


TC Terror ended their triumphant
season at 10 – 6. Me Sassy will close
their 2017 campaign at 8 – 8.
Todd Gurley has been coming
through for TC Terror all year, and
this week was no different. Gurley
was a one-man wrecking crew,
notching 51.6 points. He overperformed
his expectations by more than any
other player.
His performance was also the best
of any running back this season.
Meanwhile, Dak Prescott stuck out
as the worst performer for Me Sassy,
posting only 7.1 points.1 No other
quarterback scored fewer points than
that this week.

RECORD
REGULAR SEASON

OWNER

TEAM NAME

FINISH

POINTS

WEEKS

WEEKLY
AVERAGE

#OF ROSTER MOVES FOR SEASON

10-3

ERIC DUSCHEAN

FEELING LUCKY

1st

1839.3

16

114.9

25

9-4

MATT JONES

SHOW ME DEM TDS

2nd

1922.4

16

120.1

23

7-6

LEO GOMEZ

GOT YOU SMOKED

3rd

1713.2

16

107

18

7-6

TOM SEYMOUR

JOHNNY U #19

4th

1902.8

16

118.9

18

7-6

GREG FITCH

TC TERROR

5th
SUPERBOWL WINNER

2022.4

16

126.4

18

7-6

PAT MEINKE

NO FLEX ZONE

6th

1871.7

16

116.9

18

6-7

KELLI UHTER

ME SASSY

7th
SUPERBOWL RUNNER UP

1862.9

16

116.4

15

6-7

MIKE DENTON

DA BEARS

8th

1739.5

16

108.7

37

6-7

MARK GALLAGHER

BEARLY ENOUGH

9th

1685.6

16

105.3

15

6-7

SEAN GALLAGHER

LOU GEHRIG LIGHTENING

10th

1901.2

16

118.8

13

4-9

DANNY IMBERY

CHSTORM1

11th

TOILET BOWL WINNER

1623.1

16

101.4

10

3-10

MATT MUDD

MUDDS MAULERS

12th

1675.6

16

104.7

10

2017

A Year in Review

Easy Pickings
Key Stat:

Average Points Scored per Game: 113.3
JohnnyU#19 Opponents per Game: 105.6
All year long, opponents kindly rolled out
the red carpet for Coach Tom Seymour
and JohnnyU#19.  They had 105.6 points
per game scored against them during the
regular season, which was fewer than any
other team. The easy schedule takes a bit
of the shine off JohnnyU#19’s 7 – 6 record.

 

Hot Streak
Key Stat:

Me Sassy Regular Season Wins: 6
Me Sassy Wins During weeks 2-6: 4
As Coach Keli
Uhter looks back on the season,
they will no doubt fondly remember
weeks 2 to 6 when Me Sassy looked
like world-beaters. They went 4 – 1
over that happy stretch.
Dak Prescott was the key, going
18.4 points over his positional average
during that span. Me Sassy wound
up
tied for 7th place during the regular
season with a 6 – 7 record.

 

Everyone on the Level
Key Stat:

Chstorm1 Top 3 Players
PPA: 55.8

Chstorm1 4-6 Players
PPA: 14.6

It was all for one and one for
all with Chstorm1 this season,
as they ended up with the most
balanced lineup in the league.
Unfortunately, this was more due to their
top players not doing
so well.
Jerick McKinnonOdell Beckham,
and Dalvin Cook   posted 55.8 Points
vs Positional A
verage (PPA) while in
the starting lineup this year,
one of the worst marks in the league.
Their
next three best players, Greg Zuerlein,
Chris Boswell, and Blake Bortles,
finished up at +14.6 PPA.


Eye for Talent
Key Stat:

Average Top 3 Pick PPA: 50.2
TC Terror Top 3 Pick PPA: 182.4
Coach Greg Fitch was on fire in
the early rounds of the draft.
He picked up David Johnson,
Rob Gronkowski, and Todd Gurley
with his first three picks, and they
paid off, putting up
better production
than any other team’s top picks
(+182.4 Points vs. Position Average).
Those top picks helped give TC Terror
a 7 – 6 regular season record.


At Least He Couldn’t be Worse
Key Stat for Feeling Lucky:

Average Wide Receiver Points
Per Game: 13.1
Emmanuel Sanders Points
Per Game Started: 8.2

Emmanuel Sanders stunk it up so
badly that Feeling Lucky will have
to shower all off season
to get off the stink. Sanders was the worst player in the league, scoring
45.6 points less than 
the average wide receiver while in the starting lineup. One of
Sanders’ worst games came in 
week 16, when he laid a goose egg. Despite his
performance this year, Feeling Lucky finished 
the regular season with a 10 – 3 record.

 

You’ve Got a ‘Tell’
Key Stat for DaBears:

Record When Melvin Gordon Overperforms: 5 – 2
Record When Melvin Gordon Underperforms: 2 – 6
There was no better indicator of DaBears’ fortunes this year than the performance
of Melvin Gordon. DaBears looked hopeless when Gordon failed to hit his projections,
and totally legit when he did. 
Coaches Michael Denton and Michael Denton II could
have used a lot more good efforts from 
Gordon, as they closed the season at 7 – 9.

 

Stacked
Key Stat:

Average RB Points/Week: 30.6
No Flex Zone RB Points/Week: 37.3
No Flex Zone got big efforts from their running backs, who put up a best-in-the-league
37.26 points 
per game. Leonard Fournette was the leader of that pack, scoring 216.6
points for No Flex Zone 
this season. No Flex Zone ran their way to a 7 – 6 regular season record.


Is that Don Shula?
Key Stat:

Average Coach’s Points: -7.3
Coach Mark Gallagher’s Points: 88.2
Coach Mark Gallagher can hang their
hat on the fact that they were the
best gameday coach in the
league.
They gave their team the victory
in three different games, including
a week 11 win where
their decisions
were 21 points better than the experts
that week.
Overall, Bearly Enough finished
in 7th
place during the regular season with a
record of 6 – 7.

 

No Chance
Key Stat:

Show Me Dem TD’s: 254.3 points
Got You Smoked: 157.6 points
Show Me Dem TD’s did well this
year, but never looked as good as
when they played Got You Smoked.
They played Got You Smoked two times,
and ended up winning both games.
The cumulative margin of victory,
at 96.7 points, represents the largest
spread between any two teams this year.

 

Not Coachable
Key Stat:Average Coach’s Points:
-7.3

Coach Leo Gomez’s Points:
-50.1

Coach Gomez have plenty of decisions
to regret after their lineup choices
left them as the worst gameday coach
in the league. They sure distributed
those lost points well however, as they
never cost their team a game with their
decisions. Got You Smoked wrapped up
the regular season tied for having the
3rd 
best record at 7 – 6.

 

It Couldn’t Be Worse
Key Stat:

Average Team Points per Game
(reg. season): 113.3

Mudds Maulers Points per Game
(reg. season): 106.4

There’s always next year for Coach Mudd.
This year, however, Mudds Maulers wound
up in last place in the overall standings at
4 – 12. The unimpressive finish was partially
due to their 11th ranked running
backs.

2016

RECORD
REGULAR SEASON

OWNER

TEAM NAME

FINISH

POINTS

WEEKS

WEEKLY
AVERAGE

#OF ROSTER MOVES FOR SEASON

CHARLES JOHNSON

DO OR DIE II

SUPERBOWL WINNER

1947

18

MARK GALLAGHER

BEARLY ENOUGH

1610

10

ERIC DUSCHEAN

FEELING LUCKY

1675

23

DANNY IMBERY

WILL FORK ON 1st DATE

SUPERBOWL RUNNER UP

1836

23

JEREMY CLINE

STICKY GREENJAYS

1906

15

JORDAN COHEN

SLAPNUT MAGOO

1877

15

TOM SEYMOUR

JOHNNY U #19

1956

23

KELLI UHTER

ME SASSY

1830

10

FRAN PELL

DA BEARS

TOILET BOWL WINNER

1719

13

SEAN GALLAGHER

LOU GEHRIG LIGHTENING

1791

16

LEO GOMEZ

TEAM GOMEZ

1756

13

MIKE DENTON

KEEP THE CHIEF

1694

8

 

2015 – ESPN

RECORD
REGULAR SEASON

OWNER

TEAM NAME

FINISH

POINTS

WEEKS

WEEKLY
AVERAGE

#OF ROSTER MOVES FOR SEASON

MARK GALLAGHER

BEARLY ENOUGH

SUPERBOWL WINNER

JEREMY CLINE

TEAM BRAVES

SUPERBOWL RUNNER UP

LEO GOMEZ

TEAM GOMEZ

ERIC DUSCHEAN

TEAM DUSCHEAN

SEAN GALLAGHER

LOU GEHRIG LIGHTENING

JORDAN COHEN

DILL IGAF

PAT MEKIEKE

TINLEY TRAMP STAMP

KELLI UHTER

LOST PAWS

TOILET BOWL WINNER

TOM SEYMOUR

JOHNNY U #19

GREG FITCH

TC TERROR

FRAN PELL

DA BEARS

FRED EITZEN

COWBOY FRED

2014

A Year in Review

Season Recap
Adrian Foster and Eric’s hitmen
take the crown when it was all said
and done,. Coach Eric Duschean
will have the bragging rights for
this entire offseason. Eric’s hitmen
finished off 2014 with a 152.4 to 134.9
victory over Bearly Enough, giving
them a 10 – 6 final record. Coach
Duschean had a hand in the
impressive record, since they
were the 4th best gameday coach
in the league.
When it came to coaching though,
nobody was better than Coach Fred
Eitzen. They stood 
out as the best
decision-maker this year, giving their
squad 40.5 more points than the
experts would have. That was 71.2
points better than Coach Kim Giles,
who was the worst coach in the league.
She ended up costing her team the
game in week three with her lineup
decisions, which were 21 points worse
than the experts that week.
Turning our attention to the draft,
it’s clear that Coach Fran Pell hit it
out of the park with their first three picks.
They picked up Matt ForteAndrew Luck,
and Alshon Jeffery, who put up better
production than any other team’s top
picks (+222.1 Points vs. Position Average).
Coach Eitzen was the mirror image of Coach
Pell. Their first three picks were Montee Ball,
Giovani Bernard, and Matt Ryan.
Ouch.
TC Terror could sure use the first pick
in next year’s draft, as they wound up
at 4 – 11, good for the worst record in
the league. The fact that TC Terror
had the 3rd hardest schedule
this year (measured by points against)
certainly had something to do with that.
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All in all, there were injuries, surprise
standouts and smart waiver moves that
certainly made for an exciting race to
the finish. And while Eric’s hitmen may
be holding on tightly to their title as Ho
Chunkers champion until next year,

Mirror Mirror
Key Stat:

Record When Emmanuel Sanders
Overperforms: 5 – 1
Record When Emmanuel Sanders
Underperforms: 1 – 5
There was no better indicator of
T-Formation‘s fortunes this year
than the performance of Emmanuel
Sanders. T-Formation looked unstoppable
when Sanders topped his projections,
and hopeless when he didn’t. Coach
Tom Seymour could have used a lot more
good efforts from Sanders, as they closed
the season at 7 – 7.

Magnificently Mundane
Key Stat:

Average Team Points per Game
(reg. season): 121.3

No Flex Zone Points (reg. season): 121.9
No team had a more ‘ho-hum’ season
than No Flex Zone. They ended up with
121.9 points per game for the regular
season, which was the closest to average
of any team in the league. Not surprisingly,
that average point total led to a very average
6 – 7 record.

Rod Marinelli Award

Key Stat:
Average Coach’s Points: 8.2
Coach Kim Giles’ Points: -30.7
Coach Giles has plenty of decisions
to regret after her lineup choices
left her as the worst gameday coach
in the league. She ended up costing
her team the game in week three with
her lineup decisions, which were 21
points worse than the experts that
week. That coaching performance
goes a long way towards explaining
why Giles wound up tied for 8th place
during the regular season with a 5 – 8
record.

Stacked

Key Stat:
Average WR Points/Week: 40.7
What The Fu** WR Points/Week:
56.4

What The Fu** got big efforts
from their wide receivers, who
put up a best-in-the-league 56.4
points per game. Antonio Brown
was the key member of that stalwart
corps, scoring 316.8 points for What
The Fu** this season. Overall, What
The Fu** finished in 8th place during
the regular season with a record of 5 – 8.

Nobody Does It Better

Key Stat:
Eric’s hitmen: 152.4
Bearly Enough: 134.9

‘There can be only one.’
This season, that was Eric’s
hitmen. They finished off 2014 with a 1
52.4 to 134.9 victory over Bearly Enough,
giving them a 10 – 6 final record. Antonio
Gates
 contributed 28.2 points in the big win.

Top Heavy

Key Stat:
DaBears Top 3 Players PPA: 230.2
DaBears 4-6 Players PPA: 53.4

DaBears were the most top-heavy
squad in the league this year, with
a huge gap between their top three
players and their next three best
starters. The group of Matt Forte,
Andrew Luck, and Martellus Bennett

wound up at +230.2 Points Vs
Positional Average (PPA) while
in the starting lineup this year.
Their next three best players,
Alshon Jeffery, Kenny Stills,
and the Colts Defense/ST,
finished up well behind at +53.4 PPA.

Knowing the Role

Key Stat:
Average Tight End Points
Per Game: 10.6

Rob Gronkowski Points Per
Game Started: 16.7

OvertheRoad leaned on
Rob Gronkowski all year, as
he was the league’s best tight
end, scoring 266.4 points.
Gronk’s best game came in
week eight, when he put up
41.9 points in a losing effort
versus Giles. In part because
of his efforts, OvertheRoad
wrapped up the regular season
tied for having the best record at 9 – 4.

So Close…

Key Stat:
Bearly Enough: 134.9
Eric’s hitmen: 152.4

Bearly Enough came so close and
yet were so far, winding up in second
place. Their season closed with the
sour note of a playoff loss to Eric’s
hitmen, but overall they did well enough
to end up with a 10 – 5 record. They
were led by Jimmy GrahamOdell
Beckham
, and the Rams Defense/ST,
who collectively finished 131.8 points
above their positional averages while
in the starting lineup.

It Couldn’t Be Worse

Key Stat:
Average Team Points per Game
(reg. season): 121.3

TC Terror Points (reg. season): 108.3

There’s always next year for Coach Fitch.
This year, however, TC Terror wound up
in last place in the overall standings at 4 – 11.
Coach Fitch can blame themselves for part of
that bad record seeing as they were the 10th
ranked gameday coach in the league.

Hot Streak

Key Stat:
LWP Whoop Ass Regular

Season Wins: 9
LWP Whoop Ass Wins During
weeks 4-11: 7


As Coach Steve Korbel looks back
on the season, they will no doubt
fondly remember weeks 4 to 11 when
LWP Whoop Ass looked like world-beaters.
They went 7 – 1 over that happy stretch.
Randall Cobb was the key, going 43.9
points over his positional average
during that span. LWP Whoop Ass finished
up tied for the best regular season record in
the league at 9 – 4.

Bully

Key Stat:
Record Vs. Above 0.500 Teams: 0 – 7
Record Vs. Below 0.500 Teams: 5 – 1

Cowboy Fred made their bones beating
the dregs of the league, but struggled big
time against top competition. Their inability
to come through in tough games doomed
them to a 5 – 8 regular season record. Their
disappointing record certainly cannot be
blamed on a lack of good coaching as Coach
Fred Eitzen was the best coach in the league.

Falling Down

Key Stat:
Points Per Game Weeks 1 – 8: 133.9
Points Per Game Weeks 9 – 16: 117.6

Back in week eight, Seans Team were
one of the favorites to win the title,
tied for 1st place. Unfortunately, it was
not meant to be, as they fell all the way
to being tied for 10th place to finish the
season with a record of 5 – 8. Pierre Garcon
deserves a big chunk of the blame for Seans
Team’s ugly record, as he scored 59.7 points
less than the average wide receiver while in
the starting lineup.

RECORD
REGULAR SEASON

OWNER

TEAM NAME

FINISH

POINTS

WEEKS

WEEKLY
AVERAGE

#OF ROSTER MOVES FOR SEASON

10-3

JIM HADERLEIN

OTR

1st

2002

11

9-4

MARK GALLAGHER

BEARLEY ENOUGH

2nd

SUPERBOWL RUNNER UP

1894

16

8-5

TOM SEYMOUR

T FORMATION

3rd

2057

22

8-5

STEVE KORBEL

LW WHOOP

4th

1970

13

8-5

FRAN PELL

DA BEARS

5th

2086

17

7-6

ERIC DUSCHEAN

ERICS HITMEN

6th
SUPERBOWL WINNER

1952

16

7-6

PAT MEINEKE

NO FLEX ZONE

7th

1934

9

7-6

FRED EITZEN

COWBOY FRED

8th

1776

15

7-6

JORDAN COHEN

WHAT THE FU**

9th

1980

13

7-6

SEAN GALLAGHER

SEANS TEAM

10th

TOILET BOWL WINNER

2069

9

4-9

GREG FITCH

TC TERROR

11th

1766

13

4-9

GILES

12th

1743

9

 

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